Saturday, March 29, 2008 Back after months of inactiveness. The combined forces of Kwang and Lam was over-powering. And as a member of the sji higher chinese tdp class,i have to write some letter(in chinese) to some dunman high student who is sec 4, to 'improve our standard of chinese and letter writing skills.'. so there are alot of homework to be done. yay =) so anyway, a bitch recently sms-ed me to inform me of my death. It reads ;" you are so dead when i see you in class.I will personally kick your ass for playing those jokes of yours.It hurts like shit asshole.It hurts my bloody feelings." and that bitch sent to me in the middle of the night.So i decided to reply tomorrow cos i have better things to do,like pcc-ing sleeping. so the next day i replied to her and ask her wad happened. and the bitch replied ;"Dont Kid.Watch it .Play with the fire any longer and you'll get burned. Then i lost it.Firstly i hate to be accused of things i did not commit.If i had done it,i would gladly admit it. so i ask her wad did i do. and she told me tht i pretended to be my classmate and prank sms-ed her. i was like -.- i had better things to do u noe.... so i was rather pissed and went to clarify with tht friend,who informed me tht tht bitch had hounded him for the past 3 days with floods of sms-s and waves of calls. so i decided to read wad the messages were. there were those kinda of mushy cheesy shit tht were only tot to have been found in movies. But apparently this bitch was trying to be juliet. and it was so gross. The contents were mainly about things like ' dun leave me!plz!i wud die without u." and stuff like that. And tht bitch even msg-ed my friend tht she had proudly proclaimed that she has taken her first kiss.and she announced tht there was someone who loved her so much and she was willing to reject him for the sake of my friend. wow. by the way,this are all lies. coming from the tongue of one who spreads deceitful contents to all. last time,when i was on better terms with her,she told me tht she was very poor and tht her dad had only $56 in his bank account. and a few months later,she told me tht one day when she was sitting in her dad's car,it was red lights so all the cars on the road stopped.then apparently there was a,i quote,'hot guy' in the car.and he told her that she looked cute via hand signals. well,tis 'nicely frabricated' story can be easily be dismembered. Firstly,if she wad she said in the beginning was true,tht she dwelled below the poverty line,her father would not even be able to maintain a motorcycle,let alone a car.And if she was tht poor,i doubt she can even have a computer to sustain her online persona,which she has. and i dun tink a normal guy wud tink she is cute.i noe tht chio bu-s are in short supply,but still i dun tink any average guy would find her cute,let alone tell her tht.I mean i dun even tink any guy would find a clone of ru hua cute,let alone a 'hot guy'. so obviously she was lying. and apparently she is attached,which i would classify the news as inaccurate.I dun wan to go on further as a sign of respect for tht person. believing tis person is as good as believing tis story: one dark and stormy night,i boarded bus 980 and was on the chua chu kang expressway.i gave the driver a nod,as a sign of courtesy for his services.Donned in a light blue uniform,the bus driver was oblivious to my guesture of good will.I noticed that the bus was empty.After a while,it was time for me to alight.I pressed the bell,but the driver did not heed my request and speeded on.I again pressed the bell but the bus driver ignored it,and continued driving.Angered,i walked up to the bus driver to ask him about his inattentiveness.He turned around,and i scream in fear as a chill ran down my spine. The bus driver was not human!It was blue,its eyes were white as snow with only a minute sized dot to mark the centre of the eyeball.His jaw as big as that of a crocodile!And on his head grew 2 extremely long horns.I then remembered tht my grandma used to say tht the longer the horns of a monster,the hornier he is." I quickly wiped out my handphone and took a picture of it before bailing out thru the door so fast tht the ez link card reader didnt even notice my card! I then took a look of the picture,and was about to send it to stomp or something. and the monster looked like.... .... .... .... .... .... ... .... Tadaa!!! RAWRRR! scary right? lol. and tmr i have to wake up at 6.30 in the morning and go to bishan park to find Jesus.Sounds wierd but i tink its gonna be fun or at least better than usual church class. k. cya. LOST at 7:41 PM