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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Today,wah lau eh.School kenna hand foot and mouth disease.The most fun thing the school have ever had.And u noe wat,both my CCAs(cls and judo,legion havent comfirmed yet),got ppl kenna,which means..............................Anyway,i am so heathy,in the oink of health.Today the SYF was so fun man!I made 4 STC frewns siah.Very unique names like Linda,Camilla,Cecilia and Gwendoline.Haha,its an achievement man!I wanna go again.Then the display band competition,I definetly support Bowen sec.The girls are like so cho lah.Then the Drum major,she has the best moves and uniform.She throws her stick as if throwing paper,it looks so relaxing,comfort to my eyes.So i hope they will win.Then last week i went to Marina square wif my couz Chermaine .Then got this father n son pair waiting @ da bus stop.Then the bus came.Then the son was like so kiasu(quickly dash up the bus,future modern singaporean to be),then the lim pei walk up calm to the bus,take a look at the driver's seat and call for his son 2 get off da bus."boy,get down here.' 'but daddy,we wait for so long already!' 'The driver is woman,woman cannot drive car,let alone a bus.Come boy,better be safe then sorry.Boy,come down and papa buy u ice cream.' I was like lol man!Then my couz was so pissed off. 'Who the hell does he think he is?That male chauvinist pig!Look down on woman,pathetic!Deserve to be shot by the neck till he dies!Does he even noe wat women rights are?' Haha,i was so laughing at her,then she unreasonably elbowed me and said,u also same.U look ddown on woman,i will show u no mercy. So i had to shuddup the whole bus trip.Anyway,gotta go,see yah. LOST at 10:26 PM Thursday, June 22, 2006
Aiyah.....................That meryl didn't get into Singapore Idol .Haha,listening to Mr Brown's podcast.Today,judo like crap siah!Anyway,i went to Orchard on tuesday lah,then i meet these 4 transexuals there lah.Their arms were like then thick and their boobs were unnaturally sharp and large.Cos we were walking out of The Hyatt.The we saw these bunch of cho bu"s walking pass,then the hotel doorman was like wtf man,his eyes were like the size of melons seah.Still thinking of SI(Singapore Idol),that emilee gal got in.I was like so shocked when she got in man,i thought that the place will go to Meryl cos she got her school as her backing,at least she got into the wildcard.Actually,before the show even started,u can tell the result already wat,the places will go to the double "m",matilda and meryl.The rest were there just to make up the numbers.Then when gurmit singh go and say that Emilee won,wah lau man,i got more depressed(if you dont know,i can get depress quite easily.).But then she got in the wild card.Anyway,today i go to jiang lah,my last lesson there,made alot of frewns there,one of them my old schoolmate.Then go to my mums office to study,then go for judo(hell).Anyway,today was totally fucked up.All due to osama.He go and make the "Indian prank call" so loud that the coach hear it lah.Then all the"fucking chibai" and other stuff.Haha,the we have to do all those crappy stuff,then i go home by bus ,my legs were like so breaking!Then my frewn go and play the prank call,then my bus got alot of indians,then i think they were kinda offended.Then eat dinner ,then watch singapore idol.I find the meryl quite cho lah!Then go and listen to the podcast,damn funny seah!Haha,gtg,hope that Meryl gets in man!
LOST at 10:03 PM Thursday, June 15, 2006
Hey people.I found this love story that is quite nice lah.But then hor,dont go and read too many times cos you may get depressed(like me for 3 dayz).Haha.Best read by girls(and for gays too,but i dont mean that normal guys like me cant read it.)The below link brings you there,the tune adds on the the depression.It ishttp://universalbuddy.tripod.com/story.htm I have to remind you not to read too many times.I think i shall give the ratings some other day.Gotta sleep liao.Wah lau eh,already 12.29 am liao,gotta go! LOST at 12:29 AM Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Ok,where was i?Anyway,tuesday judo session was ok lah.But then today ah, my neck was aching like hell man,then after playing an hour of badminton,i came from to find out i got a blister on my left big toe.The i go and peel of the skin of the blister,and now it is so pain that i cant even walk properly.Ai yah,it is such a pity that i will have to skip judo tommorow.Boo hoo hoo...Ai yah anyway,after recess is visual arts ,then it was theatre arts.Then in between the lesson,we have to go from the art studio to the gymnasium for theatre arts,then the form tutor came up to me and said:"Laoteh,I asked the physics teacher and he said that you were not the one,it was another guy.Then i asked the LAOTEH and she said that you were better now.I am truly sorry for all the "stress" i have dealt you.Then she walked off". Iwas like what the hell man,i dont think that was sincere,ok only about half but still not enough.So i was like so pissed off even now when i think of it,my blood boils(thats why i am always so hot.)Anyway for jiang(chinese tuition centre if you dont know),we have to act out a greek story.It is about one king told his cho bu daughter that she is damn hot,more cho than the goddess of love and beauty(in short form the sex goddess).When the goddess of..................(too long,too lazy to type) heard of the news,she got like so pissed off."How can that little idiot do this to me!I am like so damn cho bu man,i am gonna make his daughter, princess Saichi(direct translation from chinese) love the ugliest man on earth with all her heart(That is why sometimes i wonder how the hell did my uncle gets his cho bu girlfriend).Then she sents her son cupid to shoot her with his love arrows.The the king ask Apollo for help and Apollo have noc hoice but to sent her to get married with the snake demon.Then when cupid crouched behind a tree to aim and fire a shot.Apollo found out cupid and pushed him down the same time as when cupid fired the shot.Cupid fired the arrow at 90 degrees and shot himself.Then he saw saici and fell in love.The end.(i dont know why he never took a look at Apollo as Apollo was so near him.)Anywasy,i am acting as the king,one fat guy as the sex goddess,another fat guy as the cho bu princess and a few others for the other roles.LOL tomorrow when we act,i surely gonna be damn funny(we have not even made up the lines yet man.) Die liao.............. LOST at 11:35 PM Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Hey people,i found this damn funny joke about judo:A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a big guy in a judogi with a worn black belt who has cauliflower ears and looks like he's been around the block a few times.Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Johnson, Judo competitor and national champion for 17 years." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the Judo competitor, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The Judo man goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Just a minute," says the minister. "That Judo man gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be when I have been preaching the gospel all my life?" "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; but when he entered the dojo, people prayed." Anyway,today got judo training,sianz lah.Anyway today i went for chinese tuition,then this asshole from RI (no offence) who look likes he never evolved from our ancestors 2 million years ago man,he looks anmd is a monkey boy.And he just keeps seeking attention by doing stupid things and asking stupid questions that he already know the answers.That bloody asshole is like slowing down our class,goddamn him siah!Then went home and use the computer (not for entertainment purposes),wah lau man!,the pussycat dolls' music video for buttons was so damn nice lah!The lead singer was so hot siah!Their dance and lyrics were kinda obscene.Anyway, my fellow guys at judo will definetely come and say that i slacked cos i didnt come for the death camp.Please lah,i got muscle cramps.Ai yah,holidayz are ending which means hell for me cos there are so many unreasonable teachers at my school.Once during the theatre arts class,i had to say:"Some school days can be happy,but can also be sad."But to the real me,all school days are bad,i sympatise with my friend sitting beside me.Kelvin says he wanna quit SJI and i can so understand his feelings.All those unreasonable teachers in ratio with those who are ok is like 1:20.Even my form tutor is picking on me.First it was damn laoteh,now it was her.She has this wierd mood swing probelms man.She can be so happy at times but sad in a matter of seconds.Then if she knows that you are pissed with her,she will like use her girly sissy voice to apologise.There are quite a number of people in my class who does not like her,from my point of view.Cos there is a 10 min break between assembly and the first lesson of the day.Then she came over to my table and smack me on the head for no apparent reason.Then she said:"Wow,reading chinese books" Then i said:"ya,trying to improve on my chinese." "You know alot of teachers have complained about you! When i asked the physics teacher whats the class situation,he says that it is noisy.Then when i ask him who is making all the noise,he says "laoteh is making all the noise"." "But form tutor,i really never talk in class,you can ask those around me." "Are you trying to call physics teacher a liar?" "No,but there could be a misunderstanding." Then the bell rang and then she went out.The first period was chinese,laoteh"s lesson.How "nice",one tragedy after another.Then i peek out of the door to raise the alert if LT(laoteh) was here.Then she was here,but chatting to my form tutor! "Holy shit!LT is gonna say some shit to her!" Then i resigned myself to my fate,i knew i am gonna be framed and put to death innocently.There is no such thing as democracy in a school,not even in a democratic country-the teachers always win,there is no place for explanation.Schhol is a very important placein everybody"s minds.There is where we learn all our stuff and from a young age and we learn quickly when we are young.And we learn many new things in there,and the first always have a lasting impression.Gotta go for judo,see yah! LOST at 3:07 PM Sunday, June 11, 2006
Anime GuyHahaha!Very funny!May be insulting to inuyasha fans like me! LOST at 5:27 PM Ok.the film is like so damn long lah,and i did not know.I watched it at 1.24am and it ended at about4.48 am.Ok,this is the singapore version of the plot. There once was this leg sibeh hairy hairy guy called bilbo,he found this ring and he shouted:Wah lau eh!Wa!So shiny,i want to ah have it!" so ah,this bilbo go and keep this ring lor.Then are in another country called mordor ah,there was this tower.On the tower got this fire,called the eye of sauron.Wah lau eh!It was on for so long,must have consume alot of petrol,thats why the petrol prices are so high,stupid guy.Never hear of osram before.Anyway hor,this guy wants the ring back lor,so he go and tell his workers,the orcs:"You all ah!So lazy!Go,go,find me that ring if not no more tauhuey break!" "Wah lau eh boss!You so bad one man you!I go to Ministry of Manpower and complain about you!Then i go and sue you ah!" "You say some more,say some more,not even a prata break ah!" "sorry,sorry!" And then they all go and find the ring lor.Then bilbo"s nephew go and find the ring and go to some elf place.Then Frodo(bilbo"s nephew) kenna stabbed by a guy and then become siao laready.Then they reached the elf guy"s house,over there all the elf girls damn cho bu one you know?Then they set off in a group of nine people.Then they go to the mines(i think because they want to get petrol themselves as they dont wanna pay $2 per litre)But then hor,over there already got people,so kiasu that they go and kill the old man and chase them out.Then they all cry.Then they go to another elf place and hide.Then they go to a forest and one guy kenna killed by sauron "s hungry and depressed orcs.Then the two sibeh short hobbit kenna captured by the orcs,who thinks they look like tau huey.Then the elf,the dwarf and the guy go and follow the orcs,while the 2 brokeback mountain hobbits go to mordor themselves. Lord of the rings(the 2 towers) Then ah those thow guys run the whole new zealand,then some horsemen go and kill them.Then they go to thier country and cast of the devil hiding in the king.Then they all run to helms deep.The two hobbits escaped but then hor kenna captured by the trees lah.Then the trees go to their side.Then,some orcs go and attack helms deep,then they all got help from the elves,but then all the elves dieded lor.Then they got some shooting sessions lah.Then the trees siao already,go and attack another old man.Wah lau eh,the trees also can do kung fu also eh!The frodo and sam capture gollum who escaped from woodbridge,this gollum not cho one lah,look like eat too many slim-10.Then ah,another part of the army of the horseman come back and fight the orcs,wah lau eh!The horse run so fast man!Wonder whos the jockey,can place a bet. Lord of the rings(the return of the beng) Then the sauron go and attack the gondor country.Then the horsemen so kaypo,go and help fight the sauron.Then got elephant escape from mandai and go and kill the men.Then the men go and kill them.Then the ghosts come and help the men and of course give them lucky number lah! Then frodo go and get captured by a giant spider,and sam rescued him and chase away the spider with baygon.Then the men go and attack mordor and then frodo go and destroy the ring ah,and then thats the story of how a leg sibeh hairy hairy hobbit saved the world,also the story of how the orcs lost their tau huey break.The end Remarks The story is quite nice but quite long! Costume:4/5 actors:3/5(+ 5 for the elf girls but -2 for the ugly orcs) plot:3/5(+4 for the fighting parts but -1 for the gay scenes) Popularity:5/5 This is so worth your $. So go and watch(even though it is 2 years ago) LOST at 4:31 PM "yo,peace for the day,you help me,i help you,ok?" "Go to hell lah laoteh!You think you damn f*cking clever?" "serious,lets help out each other!" "Never after what you did to me on 17th of march!" I trashed osama in a spar(battle) and made him lose face and therefore sealed his fate as the loser of the judo club. "If we lose,we will have to clean up the whole gym,it takes 2 damn hours man!" "I got all the time in the world.but you got to rush for your japanese class!" "Ok,lets be friends.Lets put your "losing face" probelms,your mood swing probelm into this damn box,and we are gonna throw this bitch into the ocean!And the only way you can get to this box,is to be motherfu*king jacque closteau,you hear me?" bUT THAT DAMN BAS*TARD DID NOT WANNA CO OPERATE SO WE ENDED UP CLEANING THE WHOLE SHIT DAY! So now everybody hates osama more than ever .Ok ,judo is so tough man,training means hell!Sometimes i wonder why in the world did i join hell,but i got no answer.sianz............................. LOST at 2:14 PM Capital:Washington D.C Currency:US dollar Language:English The place have alot of dangers to us like terrorist,racism,and all kinds of things.But alot of fun things to do there as there are alot of tourist attractions there like :disneyland,movie world,many museums and other theme parks.Hollywood is a good place to go too,so is universal studios with all those kick ass high tech sound effects and equipment. Fare price(new york,economy):$8352(including airport taxes,round trip) quite expensive rite? LOST at 1:58 PM The story is about this son of bit*h (the bit*h is the devil). Ok the plot is like this.Many believe the prophecy from the Book of Revelation provides a map to a terrifying future…or it presents fragments of history that have come to life in our time. The signs, they claim, are all around us: terrorist attacks, extreme weather… the list goes on. The passage specifically points to the arrival of the Anti-Christ, who is branded with the numerical sequence “666”: the mark of the Beast. The Anti-Christ will receive his power directly from Satan to establish a counterfeit kingdom on earth, signaling the beginning of Armageddon… Robert Thorn is unaware of such dark prophecies. Thorn, a senior American diplomat, has other things on his mind. His wife, Katherine, has endured a difficult delivery and she’s as yet unaware their newborn child has died. Devastated by the loss, Thorn’s concern turns to Katherine, who had suffered two previous miscarriages. The news will surely devastate her. The hospital priest, Father Spiletto, presents Thorn with another child born that night, whose mother died in childbirth. The priest compels Thorn to take the infant boy as his own; Katherine will never know the truth, and their son, which they name Damien, will be raised as their flesh and blood. Katherine embraces the child as her own, blossoming in motherhood; Thorn, it would seem, has made the right choice. Thorn’s career ascends – he becomes the U.S. ambassador to Great Britain – and the family settles into an estate outside London. But certain events, all seeming to revolve around the now five-year-old Damien, are deeply disturbing: Damien’s nanny hangs herself at the youngster’s birthday party; a strange priest brings dire warnings to Thorn; a children’s trip to the zoo results in a panicked frenzy; Damien becomes hysterical during a drive to church; and blurred movements in a series of photographs portend shocking deaths. The troubling incidents multiply, pointing to something wrong – terribly wrong – with Damien. Enter Mrs. Baylock, Damien’s new nanny, who seems to have a preordained devotion to the child. Then tragedy strikes closer to home. But only later does Thorn comprehend the truth: Damien is no ordinary child; he is the long-prophesized Anti-Christ. Now, Thorn must make the ultimate sacrifice to prevent the unspeakable terror that awaits the world. The prophecy is clear, the signs unmistakable: Armageddon is upon us. On 6 / 6 / 06, the omen is revealed...and our darkest fears are realized. Remarks This film is so boring man,not even a proper horror story,not even a ghost.The so called"ghost" is that son of a bit*h devil guy.I mean he has like no sense of dressing.He thinks he is damn cool wearing those black cloak things.I think he got pissed off after dunno how many years cos people keep thinking he is a cross between a hobbit and a cow.2 pointy little horns,a little forked tail and a trident.I mean who would not be pissed after so many years of thinking he is a little nerd look alike.So he decided to change his image,want to look more cool and more scary.So he donns this cloak and thinks he is cool.please man,he look worse.He look like the guy from star wars,the old man who is so wrinkled,think he needs to go to some beauty shop for some skin toning.He also look like the 9 guys from Lord of the rings.And voldermolt in the first harry potter movie.I mean wat is with those guys in holly wood?They should be more creative and make nicer clothes.They should be quality made,probably by those designer brands like prada.fendi,cartier,gucci and all those other brands.And that "devil" eyes is so black,thinks he looks scary with that,but i think he just put on too much mascara.The plot is like too draggy and has alot of cheap scares.I rather watch legally blond than this man.! Costumes:2/5 Actors:3/5(+5 for those cho bu actors and minus 2 for the devil) Plot:1/5 Popularity:3/5(cos got the date 6/6/06 and the bible(a little)t up over all score:9/20,cant even pass!I dont think it is worth your money! LOST at 1:31 PM Laoteh"s songs /band 1)My will by dream 2)All of BoA songs 3)Deep forest by Do As infinity 4)If.. by Da Pump 6)TM revolution songs 7)Super lover by w-inds(although i hate to amdit it cos my sis is a die hard fan of those 3,she even thinks the lead singer,keita tachibana is her future husband.) 8)Shiki by w-inds 9)one song sang by S-MAP 10)All the songs from Ayumi Hamasaki"s album Miss understood 11)Change the world by V6 12)Papillion by Hitomi These are just the top favourites,but i like many more jap singers.There are those who i have heard of but never hear the songs before. like the Kinki kids,Mr children,News,arashi and loads of others.If you like a jap song and wanna post it on the blog,feel free to do so on the c-box!I will also be a critic to movies,holiday places and songs! LOST at 1:18 PM Hi people!If you cannot hear the song of the blog or you want to play it again without refreshing the page,just pla the video or replay it when it ends and wats more,you can go to the part where you like the most wiltout waiting for it to come after a couple of minutes! LOST at 12:36 AM Saturday, June 10, 2006
Fun lah today................today i am so so happy because i can finally mastered the art of multi tasking.Today,i can breathe and talk at the same time,look at the computer screen and typing at the same time,listening to music while reading a book(J pop just rocks ),watching t.v while eating.Isn"t this great!My heart is filled with excitment as i think of things to multi task.Any way,Last friday night was so damn fun man!My couzins and i were like trekking in some jungle trail when we saw this freak of nature.Anyway,this is how it goes...................It was a beautiful afternoon.Me,my cousins(A,B,C,D and E) were having a conversation at about 8pm,watching the sun set as we trek by. "Wah lau eh!We have been trekking for like the past 3 damn hours.Who the hell gave the suggestion to come here?" "Bloody laoteh!Why you say that we can go to Bukit Timah Reserve by following a trail?You are so screwed when we get home!" "Hey guys,i was just like joking........" "Yo!who wanna hear the "Bangala Prank call?" "ok man!" The "bangala prank call" is our fav source of entertainment and it always breaks arguments. "Hallo?Hallo!" "Yah?" "Ey,you f*cking chi bye!Who call this number ********?" "Eh...........i never call you eh!" "Eh you f*ck ah you!You call 5 ,6 times you know!Then when?your father call ah?You stay where?You working where?" "Tell you stay for wat?Nabou chi bye bastard you!...................." Then,a naked ang moh man slowly jogged past. "Hallo kids!Enjoying a beautiful jog?" It was so like omg!A naked man run past you,not a sight you will see everyday.There 3 british people behind us,and it was very funny to hear their reaction(and british version of "wah lau") "Good lord,what in the name of henry was that?" "By george,was that ?Well,i dare say i have never seen anything like it before!" "Whatever it was,it scared the "bejesus" out of me!" I never heard of the word"Bejesus" but i think it is the british slang for "it scared the hell out of me" Haha!That was so damn funny!At that moment,i quickly snatched D's phone and snapped a picture of that guy.However i cannot upload that photo as you never know,someone maybe watching.Anyway i came up a list of do's and dont's for what you should bring if you are trekking . 1.Always wear clothes-do not trek naked.There are many insects in the jungle especially in tropical climate here in the lion city.The insects may bite you ,even the most "sensitive" and "private" part of your body.That may cause an infection and may ... well make the "baby boom" campaign a little unsuccessful. 2.Always bring along insect repellent if you are or or not(not encouraged) trekking in the nude. 3.Bring water along as you can get lost as easily as steve irwin in Australia(i mean the Great Australian Desert)and may thrist to death. 4.Always bring your handphone along as you can call for help if you are lost.(You can also play games,listen to prank calls when you are waiting to be rescued and take pictures of nature) But please hor,don't go and run naked and bring along insect repellent and think you will be fine(while some old aunties may gladly welcome this ,some may sue for "indecent dressing",even though you are not even dressed! LOST at 10:45 PM Friday, June 09, 2006
[Bakafish] Hard Gay Cupid Part 3 English Subtitlesmust watch! LOST at 11:27 PM lol! LOST at 11:26 PM LOST at 11:26 PM funny! LOST at 11:26 PM Haha!vitamin G! LOST at 11:25 PM Haha!vitamin G! LOST at 11:25 PM isn't that hard gay? LOST at 11:25 PM Haha!mummy,i want that toy! LOST at 11:22 PM YA MAN!MORE HARD GAY! LOST at 11:21 PM Haha!second part to the video!hooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOST at 11:17 PM soldier:Sir!I never do anything wrong wat? Keith:I dont care!This is my commandment chain;i tell you,and you do it!!!!!!!!! soldier:Sir,if i did anything wrong ,i will do it willingly,but i really did not do anything wrong wat?Ok,please tell me wat i have done wrong! Keith:I dont care,You just do it! soldier:but........but..... keith:Oh ,so you dont want to follow my instructions right?Failure to obey orders !(whips out his gun)Bang bang!This is wat will happen to those who do not follow my orders! AND HE KILLS HIS OWN MAN! ok,thats about enough blogging for the late night/early morning.see yah! LOST at 10:51 PM part 1 LOST at 10:50 PM lol!haha!This is much funnier! LOST at 9:53 PM LOST at 9:42 PM Lol ,think this is funny too!Must watch!hooooooooo! LOST at 9:40 PM Thursday, June 08, 2006
Pick-up lines to impress those jap meimeisGot this in an email~ For all the little men who wish to make it big in Japan!! or right here in Singapore! Imagine saying Shikkusu-nain suki to any meimei and she's thinking you are spouting japanese love lines. hohoho... Ok, maybe she still can't be bothered with you but hey, at least you tried~ the nihon-jin way! Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru - I have a futon in my pocket Lub-hoteru-EEK-U-ZO!!!! - Onwards to the Love Hotel! Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane - You're really pretty. Mae-ni atta-koto aru? - Don't I know you from somewhere? Ichiman-en kashite-kureru? - Can I borrow 10,000 yen? Kino-watakusan nomisugita-ne? - You drank too much last night didn't you? Kimi-no-koto igai-wa kangaerarenai - I can't live without your love. Bakku shito-ni suwaro - Let's get in the back seat. Ima Shiyo - Let's do it now. Shinu-hodo aishiter - I love you so much i could die. Shinken-ni naritakunai. - I don't want to get serious. Itsu kekkon-shitai? - When do you want to get married? Suitaru-ga ii-na - You have a nice figure. Boku-no me-o mite - Look into my eyes. Boku-ga hoshii-nowa kimi-dake - You're the only one I want. PS. Girls dun try these lines. LOST at 11:41 PM LOST at 11:38 PM LOST at 11:19 PM Another one of those funny videos again,hope you enjoy it LOST at 10:35 PM Hope you peopel like it!Damn funny!Must watch! LOST at 10:21 PM *P.S(sorry for the abuse of language) LOST at 10:18 PM Thursday, June 01, 2006
This is like so shit!My life has been screwed up over a few miserable scraps of paper called the examinations!Well ,this is called retribution,cause i did something evil.I broke 1 of the 10 commandments -i killed somebody.Actually ,it is not somebody,its something.A tree.A innocent creature had to be cut down,a razor sharp object(lumberjack) slicing into its body.When the tree dies ,the killers do the most horrible deed-they mash them into pulps and dump them into the water.That is a most painful death.So whenever you write on paper or draw on it wastefully, think of how they have been mutilated and please recycle them.p.s you may think i am a senile mad loser but of course,i am over a hundred years old. I f you want some jokes,feel free to e-mail(cos letters means paper which means cutting down of trees which means lack of oxygen providers and means your death) to www.flying_eagle@hotmail.com
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