.Play with the fire any longer and you'll get burned.
Then i lost it.Firstly i hate to be accused of things i did not commit.If i had done it,i would gladly admit it.
so i ask her wad did i do.
and she told me tht i pretended to be my classmate and prank sms-ed her.
i was like -.-
i had better things to do u noe....
so i was rather pissed and went to clarify with tht friend,who informed me tht tht bitch had hounded him for the past 3 days with floods of sms-s and waves of calls.
so i decided to read wad the messages were.
there were those kinda of mushy cheesy shit tht were only tot to have been found in movies.
But apparently this bitch was trying to be juliet.
and it was so gross.
The contents were mainly about things like ' dun leave me!plz!i wud die without u." and stuff like that.
And tht bitch even msg-ed my friend tht she had proudly proclaimed that she has taken her first kiss.and she announced tht there was someone who loved her so much and she was willing to reject him for the sake of my friend.
wow.
by the way,this are all lies.
coming from the tongue of one who spreads deceitful contents to all.
last time,when i was on better terms with her,she told me tht she was very poor and tht her dad had only $56 in his bank account.
and a few months later,she told me tht one day when she was sitting in her dad's car,it was red lights so all the cars on the road stopped.then apparently there was a,i quote,'hot guy' in the car.and he told her that she looked cute via hand signals.
well,tis 'nicely frabricated' story can be easily be dismembered.
Firstly,if she wad she said in the beginning was true,tht she dwelled below the poverty line,her father would not even be able to maintain a motorcycle,let alone a car.And if she was tht poor,i doubt she can even have a computer to sustain her online persona,which she has.
and i dun tink a normal guy wud tink she is cute.i noe tht chio bu-s are in short supply,but still i dun tink any average guy would find her cute,let alone tell her tht.I mean i dun even tink any guy would find a clone of ru hua cute,let alone a 'hot guy'.
so obviously she was lying.
and apparently she is attached,which i would classify the news as inaccurate.I dun wan to go on further as a sign of respect for tht person.
believing tis person is as good as believing tis story:
one dark and stormy night,i boarded bus 980 and was on the chua chu kang expressway.i gave the driver a nod,as a sign of courtesy for his services.Donned in a light blue uniform,the bus driver was oblivious to my guesture of good will.I noticed that the bus was empty.After a while,it was time for me to alight.I pressed the bell,but the driver did not heed my request and speeded on.I again pressed the bell but the bus driver ignored it,and continued driving.Angered,i walked up to the bus driver to ask him about his inattentiveness.He turned around,and i scream in fear as a chill ran down my spine.
The bus driver was not human!It was blue,its eyes were white as snow with only a minute sized dot to mark the centre of the eyeball.His jaw as big as that of a crocodile!And on his head grew 2 extremely long horns.I then remembered tht my grandma used to say tht the longer the horns of a monster,the hornier he is."
I quickly wiped out my handphone and took a picture of it before bailing out thru the door so fast tht the ez link card reader didnt even notice my card!
I then took a look of the picture,and was about to send it to stomp or something.
and the monster looked like....
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Tadaa!!!
RAWRRR!
scary right?
lol.
and tmr i have to wake up at 6.30 in the morning and go to bishan park to find Jesus.Sounds wierd but i tink its gonna be fun or at least better than usual church class.
k.
cya.
Monday, March 03, 2008
Its the new year yet it is still like shit.
The fucked up TA1 results results in a emo me.
And my new class doesnt really help at all.
And now perhaps,i consider myself as a semi emo.
anyway.
Remember when you were young,you would idolize all those action or super heroes that came out on TV?
Like Superman,Bat Man and such?
Well,i too had my fair share of heroes.
At first, i idolized this guy when i first laid eyes on him.
Yup. A cool hero to support.A lean,mean fighting machine.Every kid's hero.
Then it was this.
This was the thing in the year 2000.Apparently its yellow tail and red cheeks was appealing to us 7 year olds then.
But now,being matured and no longer believers of santa claus, i now have a hero.
The last hero i had was like in 2000.
So its like quite a big thing for me.
This guy, have achieve something that no one else(possibly) in the world has done.
And the plus point is that he is real!
Presenting....
my (and possibly others') hero...
i mean like the guy is quite smart.
He is possibly the first person in the world to escape from a singaporean prison.
if its america or in malaysia its quite common actually.
But the thing is it is in SINGAPORE.
and the fact that he can go without supplied food,water,clothes and other neccesities for 6 days and counting is rather commendable.
But if you see him on the streets.
Please dun go and offer him a teh tarik or anything.
Just go and call the police,take a picture and send to stomp or something.
And perhaps you can even be rewarded by a cash bonus or something.
But on a serious note.
we should do our part if we come across this guy.
If we can catch him right, it will bear testimony to the untested singaporean spirit.
Please......
Do your part.
*attempts to do some cute begging facial expression*
im not laughing.
serious.
LOL.
