Thursday, March 15, 2007 Ok,i had been slacking the past few days and my galiant attempts to finish my homework has ike failed.Ok,anyway the catholic camp was so awesome compared to judo camp.Ok,i first started off by hitching brian's car to CJC for early morning judo.So i reached there at 9.30 am and went up inot the gym.Then justinian(the coach) asked everybody to come in to count the number of people present.The sec 1s look very excited as i had lied to them about judo camp. "Very fun.Telling ghost stories and jokes over a barbaque pit,roasting heaps of marshmallow and chicken wings while basking under the moonlight."It's the only way lure them to join judo. But the real thing was:"Torture,running,a living hell.Sweltering heat in the afternoon when u run ur PT,merciless training,very little food and CJ freaks.This ain't a training camp at all.It is,in fact,a death camp.The horros within far surpasses those in those nazi death camps." "Wah lau eh!Sibeh Heng siah!"I thot to myself."Usually judo camp starts off with PT but i dont think there is any today cos we are in the dojo." Wrong!20 minutes later i found myself pushing me over my limits by asking me to run 1.6km within 6 minutes.Those who did not reach this criteria had to do punishment running.Shit man,as if i can pull this off.So i hatched a scheme to escape in my mind.I got myself an excuse to go to the toilet,but in reality to drink water.Muhahaha,on seeing this,johnaton followed suit.We met the dark knight muhaimin and daniel on the way.So we came back like 10 minutes later. "Why so long?Toilet only there wat!"cried Eugene,his right had pointing to a building not more than 50m from the track. "We dont know,we are new to CJC." Eugene then broke into a sadistic laughter before makng us run 20 laps of the CJ track(which is 350m),each lap within 1.5 minutes.Nabeh kia,he is one heck of a sadistic freak.After running all those laps,he made the 4 of us do like dunno how many sit ups and push ups and made the whole judo clan sprint around the goddamn track like how many times.After that,it was happy hour liao.We walked to the judo building where we slacked and drown oursleves in anything we could find,water,gatorade and even hot chinese tea.Then we proceeded to play prossie tai-tee.The game is very simple,u need 6 players.The ranking is as follows:King,Queen,Prince,Mamasan,prostitude and beggar.At the end of each turn,the best will be the king and the worst will be the beggar.However,it is different from normal tai-tee,theking gives the beggar his 3 most lousiest cards while in return,the beggar gives the king his top3 cards.The queen gives 2 and the prince,1 to the prostitude, So anyway,i departed wif Martin for Sji,the sanctuary against the torture of judo.We arrived at sji at 1pm,3 hours late and spotted my group,the LOM(AOC),which stands for the legion of mary,ark of the covenant.So i put my bag at 436 and went to the LT to see wat my group had put together based on "God's calling" as a theme.The did an Austin Powers thing which is like the best among all the other groups.Then,we split into 2 groups,AOC1 and AOC2.The sec 2s were the leaders so me,emo and josiah took AOC2 while Nicktan,jerome and Anselm took 1.In my group there was Timonthy(which looks totally like sarah chia,seriously),christopher(some shuttler,mrs lee will love him.),Zachary(Ok guy which some anger problem),Andre(the whiner who is my protege as he is in 101 and Ex Barkerian),Mark(sibeh accurate frisbee thrower) and Colin(some loner who slangs alot and hates to tok chinese). So we had to go outdoors to do some games which promotes bonding and teamwork.First was frisbee and it was AOC1 V.S AOC2.We lost against the likes of Anselm,jerome and Ryan De Cotta.I also witnessed Zachary's first anger outbreak against his own teammate.Second game as formation,which meant we needed to carry 9ppl onto 6 hands and 6 feets.We lost as well,due to the lack of teamwork.Josiah,emo and Zachary were arguing over the game and i had to calm down sides.Very easy to calm people down,just look at them with ur "cant be bothered eyes" and say it's only a game lor.Don't let a small game damage our bonds.Gosh,i sound like bangla mike.Then alot of shit left and colin began opening up to me and we began to tok about girls and his relationship and crush.He then asked me for advise so as the love guru,i gave some to my senior.Josiah also wanted some so i gave him some.Colin then asked me if i had one,which i did not dare reveal cos maybe he might leaked to mrs lee.Besides,i dont have wat,wats there to leak out."Only if u join legion then i tell u"i told him. Then it was shower time and i hatched this simple plan to bathe longer.As each person only had 1 minutes to bathe.I would just walk in when another group besides mine is bathing and bathe.When they ask me to get out,i just say that i just came,and they will leave me.I just keep doing that until i am done bathing.Then it was mass,and bangla mike is a bloody freak.He began adding alot of stuff which is not neccessary in order to make him sound holy.He also would pause at times to "create suspense".Then we met salim and we caught up more and he got a gf,i think.Although he is now in CJ,he would still be good old salim.And theres only 1 thing to do wif good old salim,to insult.I had so much fun teasing him and watching his reaction.Then he left during dinner and and i ate alot of food.At this point,i began to think about my teammates in judo now,training like siao.But wtf,serves them rite.Who ask them not to pon training camp.Then it was some songs then we went back to the classrooms to do bible sharing then back to the LT then finally time to bed-for the sec 1s .But for us ,seniors,we had more to do.So me,josiah,emo,jerome and nick tan went to esso to buy food for the movie troy,which was gonna be screened at the LT.So halfway through the movie i went to shit,then i fell asleep again.The next day was damn boring and we did some Kwong wai shu thing then we went home.Then i saw this "chio bu" at the camp.Shoulder lenght hair with a nice figure,a typical chio."Must be some sji guy's gf."I thot,So i decided to look at her face and to my horro and disguist,it was a old boy.Shit,he really looks like a chio bu from behind.After that back to judo camp and i faked injured(as usual) and played tai-tee the entire cap.What a fun judo camp,the only fun judo camp i ever had.Ok,it's getting late.See yah! LOST at 12:02 AM Friday, March 09, 2007 hi ppl,long time no blog liao.All becos of the locking of my com.Anyway,term 1 is over but my results are not as so good lorz.But i improved like 5 positions so i guess i am not so disappointed lorz.Anyway,tomorrow is the damn judocamp and i am coerced to join the shit camp.Lucky got legion camp on the same weekend so i get to pon half the camp.Anyway,the plan to pon judo camp was titled operation miracletrainer.It was named miracle trainer cos it's a miracle when i train.Anyway,the plan is to be guai guai and attend legion meeting on last tuesday and get mrs lee to let me go 4 the camp.The legion camp starts from 1pm on saturday to 1 pm the next day on sunday and the judo camp starts on saturday 9am to monday 12pm.So demanding leh judo,thats why it is the most screwed up CCA in the whole of SJI.Anyway it worked and now i can slack for half training.The cons:now even the sec 1s noe i am the legendery slacker of judo.Out of the 9 new sec1 judokas,1 is a spastic polimatic guy,the other is a bloody guy who dont respect his seniors,one is an pregnant virgin and 1 is the next moses lim.Therefore i conclude that after this year,SJI judo would be a white elephant and the faded judo medals of SJI would all be part of SJI's 155 year history. Anyway alot of stuff happened during the school term and i dont have the time to elaborate on it. Ok,i have invented a new cheer for sji based on the most favorite and famous cheer-the josephian cheer.The current goes as follows The Cheer used b4 a rugby match against ACS(I) J-O-S-E-P-H-S Ora,ora,all the way. J-O-S-E-P-H-S Ora,ora all the way Full of courage,full of zest J-O-S-E-P-H-S Tell me,tell me whose the best? J-O-S-E-P-H-S How far? All the way! How far? All the way! Half way? No way! Half way? No way! All the way? OK! All the way? Ok! Any sweat? No sweat chicken feet,haha,all the way! J-O-S-E-P-H-S Oa,ora,all the way! Cheer used after playing wif ACS(I) in rugby J-O-S-E-P-H-S Wah lau,wah piang,sibeh sway! J-O-S-E-P-H-S Wah lau,wah piang,sibeh sway Full of courage,full of zest! How can lose to ACS? Tell me,tell me whose the best? We sure lose to all the rest! How far? Ni n*beh!(hell no,go to hell) How far? Ni n*beh!(hell no,go to hell) Half way? N*beh(no way man) Half way? N*beh(no way man) All the way? Ler kaopeh(u grumble if u go all the way) All the way? Ler kaopeh(u grumble if u go all the way) Any sweat? Wah siao,dont talk cock,wah lau,ni n*beh!(it's impossible) J-O-S-E-P-H-S Ora,ora all the way! Sorry to all if i had offended u but this cheer is only for fun. Oh ya,i have learnt how to read all those words that seem to be cut off in the textbox.You noe the mouse have 2 buttons and i roller.Put the arrow onto the box and press the roller down then u move sideways then u can see the words. I had also made a new series of poems called "The Gay Hobbit",who is about this guy who loves guys to the extreme and is a hardcore gaylord rapist.It is based on someone in the class but i just pushed the guy's characteristics to the extreme.And i done it in a record time of 15 minutes in between Literature and the period before. An extract from "The Gay Hobbit-Done by me,laoteh" I hate to talk i hate to blink But i just noe that I just love to sing. My other passion is ogling at straight men. I stalk them when they are bathing, or when they are playing LAN. I watch them in the morning, i stalk them day after night. I then rape them when they are sleeping Before the sky turns bright. I rape them like i am crazy, stripping pieces of cloth and hair. I then take nude pictures of them, for all my gay friends to share. Funny rite?All done by me,copyright2007man.OK,it is very late(in daniel's clock) but the night is still young in mine.P.S( wish me luck for the next crazy weekend) LOST at 11:36 PM