Wednesday, July 25, 2007 hello!!!Long time no blog liao!Anyway i went for the CSP and got posted to the Jenaris home.And after we were seated down there,we saw an old man walking around the premises,cursing and swearing like hell.Quite scary and i tried not to look at him.But it was kinda hard cos it is not everyday which you can meet interesting ppl such as him.However by his actions i can infer that he had watch this video too many times liao... Video----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsEL7xT9zIA Then we had to go and perform on stage and sing some songs.Then we wasted alot of time by just stoning on the stage.Then we proceeded to interact.So my group leader Daniel and i went to talk to this person called Samuel.Quite a pitiful person i must say,with a speech problem.At first,i let Daniel do all the talking cos u noe,being the enthu kia like him,he just enjoy doing more things. Then after that we went back to church and went home.I had to miss the Renaissance concert cos i had my grandfather's birthday banquet.I noe i noe,you guys will say:"eh aloy.U got how many grandfathers and grandmothers ar?Be more creative la,dont keep on using the sam excuses." But it is true,i REALLY had to attend the banquet.I noe after writing all those excuse letters to Aaron Goh about attending my grandmother's birthday party to pon judo camp,and another letter saying that i had to attend a mother's day lunch to pon cip,u guys would be sceptical about my excuses. Then anyway yesterday during lunch,brian,ryan,martin,martin's friends and i discussed about the harry potter as there was a harry potter craze at SJI this few days.People were like asking who die ar?who die ar?So anyway monday was the day when the sji ppl go and collect their pre ordered harry potter book 7 books from the library,which was selling it.So as the ppl were camping outside the library,waiting for the librarian to give the green light for them to collect their prize novels,i decided to go and sabo them.After hearing all those harry potter endings from my friends who actually read it,i decided to share it with the ppl queueing there.As they say "sharing is caring".So i told them and tried to pissed them off. "Did u noe that Fred was killed by bellatrix lanstrange?" And then came the usual reply from the book fans... "Wah lau aloy!I dont want to hear!I dont want to hear!Can u like screw off and not spoil the book for me?" "Ok,but 1 thing... "What?" "Hermione,Ron and Harry never die..." "Oi!Nabeh sia you!" Then anyway back to the discussion.The Judokias were discussing about the harry potter book.Actually it was more of me telling them the stories of the lost harry potter book... Carry on reading if you are prepared for corrupted,sick stuff.Leave this site if you cant take the amount of horniness i am about the express here... LOL,so ready? Harry Potter 8:The Lost Scrolls The scene is at the entrance of the ministry of magic and the place where sirius got killed.This is the perverted version of harry potter. Harry licked his lips and peered through the gap between the desk.The death eaters were gone,a gentle silence engulfed the room as Harry stood up.This was not the silence of peace but instead was the calm before the storm. Hermione's face crumpled into a frown,her eyes twitching with a sense of anxiety. "Okay guys.Lets go!" The group crawled stealthily across the marble floor,bearing a sense of cool professionalism. As they reached the door leading to the chambers below,shadows began to emerge from the darkness from a dark corner of the corridor. Dementors swept across the ground as the group made a beeline for the door. Suddenly,harry stopped dead in his tracks. Harry knew that unless someone distracts the dementors and buy some time for the group,they can never make in into the room in one piece. "Harry,what are you waiting for?Lets go!" "No Hermione,you lead the group.I 'll buy some time for you to escape,just lead the group and save sirius." "Dont worry,i know the charm to repel them,lets get rid of them together!" "No Hermione!".Harry wiped his palms against his navy blue jeans."Just do it!I will meet up with you shortly." Hermione casted him a curious look before leading the group into the darkness and beyond the light. Harry faced the dementors.They were many,but he was one.Was he able to wield enough power to resist the might of the dementors combined?He knew he had to try to overcome his adversaries,for if he failed,he would be eradicated.He knew that the patronas charm would not work against this breed of dementors.These breed were the avant garde of their class.They have defied Gods and demons,they have been through fire and ice and passed the test of time.They were indeed formidable.Many a powerful wizards had fallen prey to this group of hellish beasts. Their eyes glowed with a purple light of fury as they hovered over the marble floor,before charging straight at Harry. Harry knew he had to strike now,but with what spell?Even the darkest and most evil curses known to the wizardry realm have no effect and posed no danger for them. "Think hard Harry!Think Hard!".Harry allow his mind sink into the silence as he recalled the charm taught to him by Professor Lupin to repel such a creature. "I got it!" Harry whipped out his wand and conjured a spell. "Erecto Patronas!" A weak gust of wind blew across floor and did not fufill it's task of deterring the dementors from reaching its goal. Harry thought hard.He thought of the most perverted thing he had ever watched and concentrated on it.He used his most vivid imagination as he finally felt the power to conjure the spell entering his veins. "Erecto Patronas!" The erectus charm have 2 main functions.It can act as a shield against dementors and other hellish beasts and can also take the place of tongkat ali or viagra. A giant glowing cylinderical object with rounded tip appeared in front of harry.The dememtors were stunned for a moment by the dazzling light before regaining their composure and charging straight.However instead of sucking the life force out of harry,they started to suck the life force out of the glowing object.Harry watched as the dementors fade into the darkness.Harry then continued his journey into the heart of the ministry of magic headquaters... He entered the dark room and grabbed his wand. "Lumos Maxime!" The room lit up with an eerie glow from the tip of harry's mahogany wand. On the floor laid harry's comrades,unconcious but their faces were twisted with agony and pain. "I am glad you would join us harry.I was afraid that you did not have the courage to come.But you proved me wrong.You indeed obtained some of my attributes when i attacked you that fateful night. Harry looked up and found a familiar yet disturbing face looking at him.Voltermolt's eyes pierced through harry and straight into his soul. "What....What have you done to my friends???" The dark lord gave a snigger before proceeding to answer. "You know harry,i just detest nosy parkers.I was minding my own business when they burst into the room.I did not want to terminate them,but their actions forced me to do otherwise..." "What did you do to my friends?!?" The dark lord could sense anger in harry's voice. "You know harry,you really inherited your parents' characteristics.James' hair,Lilly's eyes and James' blind courage and protectiveness of his 'friends'.And i find that impressing yet foolish.You know.... "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRIENDS?!!!!??" The dark lord finally lost his cool. "The same thing that about to do to you!" The dark lord whipped out his wand. "Expelliamious!" A red beam aimed at harry missed as harry dodged and jumped into the broken furniture. "Restricto!" "A dark bolt made its mark and struck harry.Harry crumpled to the ground.He knew that he could not use any of the 3 blacklisted spells. "Crucio!" Harry writhed in pain as a cold smile emerged from the dark lord's face. "You see harry,you can never win me.For i am the..." "Erecto Patronas!" Harry aimed this wand at voldermolt's crotch. The area swelled in size and began swelling as the dark lord looked on in disbelief and awe. The "thing" swelled to twice the size of the dark lord himself! "Is this....Is this the best you can conjure,Harry Potter?"Sniggered Voldermolt. "No.Expelliamous!!!" Harry aimed his wand at the dark lord's crotch,severing it asunder by the sheer force from the spell.Blood oozed out profusely as grey tissues began flowing out of the fresh open wound. A excruciating pain surged through the dark lord's body as he rolled on the ground in pain. "That is still not the best i can do..."sniggered harry."Do you want to see more?" Now that is one of the battle scenes from the book.Hoped you enjoyed it. By the way,my school is going to send me on an exchange programme to beijing and my guest is coming from the 6th to the 17th of august.I hope that he is not those kinda kidnap-children-and sell-them-to -illegal-brick-kilns or i-like-to-steal chinaman. *crosses fingers* Okay,its getting late now,see you all in a month's time! LOST at 8:12 PM