Thursday, August 17, 2006 Haha,kenna yellow form liao.Damn stupid man.Laoteh ask me to meet her after school at something 30 so it could be 3.30 or 2.30.So schools ends at 2.10 on thursday.Then when i met her at 2.30 she told me that i was 1 hour late,have to meet her at 1.30Damn stupid rite?May the lord has mercy on her soul.Ok,NDP is over but what was the funniest was that how the president talked to the guards of honor.When he talk to the chinese guy.I imagined that he will like:"Good afternoon sir." "Hm,wat r u doing here?" "I am here for NDP sir!" "Ok,errr,so who do you support?" 'I dont know what you mean sir." "I MEAN THE ELECTION LAH,bODOH!" "Oh!Erm,no comments." "Who do you prefer?You dont give me answer,you get demoted!" "What do you think sir?" "I prefer the present government!Cos they give me sharkfin soup and abalone porridge." "Me too!" "Good boy,later you become a general!Carry on!" Then he comes to this malay guard. "Hello boy!" "Yes sir!" "Wah!So energetic?What you eat for lunch?" "Erm nasi padang" "Nice or not?Where you buy one?" "Erm geylang Serai sir!" "Oh!You also eat"chicken also tender or not?lol.Carry on!" Then he finally he reach the woman. "What r u doing here?" "IO am here for the NDP sir!" "Are you a woman?" "Huh?...Erm.......Yah......I mean yes." "Then why are you doing here?" "Oh my father is old.I want to pretend to be a guy and take over my father in war.My name is dou fu fa.I wanna be my great............great grand auntie hua mulan.Wah lau eh sir!you very the smart!Can see through my make up,my lim pei help me do one you noe!" "Ok!Hpw filial,Good carry on!" Finally the president goes to his seat.I mean it is quite sad that the national stadium will de torn down to make way for the new sporting arena.But it will be better as the things are damn new.Ok(ps.The president is unknown,not a real one,just a made up one.So please dont sue me." LOST at 2:44 PM