Tuesday, June 13, 2006 Hey people,i found this damn funny joke about judo:A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a big guy in a judogi with a worn black belt who has cauliflower ears and looks like he's been around the block a few times. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Johnson, Judo competitor and national champion for 17 years." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the Judo competitor, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The Judo man goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Just a minute," says the minister. "That Judo man gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be when I have been preaching the gospel all my life?" "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; but when he entered the dojo, people prayed." Anyway,today got judo training,sianz lah.Anyway today i went for chinese tuition,then this asshole from RI (no offence) who look likes he never evolved from our ancestors 2 million years ago man,he looks anmd is a monkey boy.And he just keeps seeking attention by doing stupid things and asking stupid questions that he already know the answers.That bloody asshole is like slowing down our class,goddamn him siah!Then went home and use the computer (not for entertainment purposes),wah lau man!,the pussycat dolls' music video for buttons was so damn nice lah!The lead singer was so hot siah!Their dance and lyrics were kinda obscene.Anyway, my fellow guys at judo will definetely come and say that i slacked cos i didnt come for the death camp.Please lah,i got muscle cramps.Ai yah,holidayz are ending which means hell for me cos there are so many unreasonable teachers at my school.Once during the theatre arts class,i had to say:"Some school days can be happy,but can also be sad."But to the real me,all school days are bad,i sympatise with my friend sitting beside me.Kelvin says he wanna quit SJI and i can so understand his feelings.All those unreasonable teachers in ratio with those who are ok is like 1:20.Even my form tutor is picking on me.First it was damn laoteh,now it was her.She has this wierd mood swing probelms man.She can be so happy at times but sad in a matter of seconds.Then if she knows that you are pissed with her,she will like use her girly sissy voice to apologise.There are quite a number of people in my class who does not like her,from my point of view.Cos there is a 10 min break between assembly and the first lesson of the day.Then she came over to my table and smack me on the head for no apparent reason.Then she said:"Wow,reading chinese books" Then i said:"ya,trying to improve on my chinese." "You know alot of teachers have complained about you! When i asked the physics teacher whats the class situation,he says that it is noisy.Then when i ask him who is making all the noise,he says "laoteh is making all the noise"." "But form tutor,i really never talk in class,you can ask those around me." "Are you trying to call physics teacher a liar?" "No,but there could be a misunderstanding." Then the bell rang and then she went out.The first period was chinese,laoteh"s lesson.How "nice",one tragedy after another.Then i peek out of the door to raise the alert if LT(laoteh) was here.Then she was here,but chatting to my form tutor! "Holy shit!LT is gonna say some shit to her!" Then i resigned myself to my fate,i knew i am gonna be framed and put to death innocently.There is no such thing as democracy in a school,not even in a democratic country-the teachers always win,there is no place for explanation.Schhol is a very important placein everybody"s minds.There is where we learn all our stuff and from a young age and we learn quickly when we are young.And we learn many new things in there,and the first always have a lasting impression.Gotta go for judo,see yah! LOST at 3:07 PM