Saturday, June 10, 2006 Fun lah today................today i am so so happy because i can finally mastered the art of multi tasking.Today,i can breathe and talk at the same time,look at the computer screen and typing at the same time,listening to music while reading a book(J pop just rocks ),watching t.v while eating.Isn"t this great!My heart is filled with excitment as i think of things to multi task.Any way,Last friday night was so damn fun man!My couzins and i were like trekking in some jungle trail when we saw this freak of nature.Anyway,this is how it goes................... It was a beautiful afternoon.Me,my cousins(A,B,C,D and E) were having a conversation at about 8pm,watching the sun set as we trek by. "Wah lau eh!We have been trekking for like the past 3 damn hours.Who the hell gave the suggestion to come here?" "Bloody laoteh!Why you say that we can go to Bukit Timah Reserve by following a trail?You are so screwed when we get home!" "Hey guys,i was just like joking........" "Yo!who wanna hear the "Bangala Prank call?" "ok man!" The "bangala prank call" is our fav source of entertainment and it always breaks arguments. "Hallo?Hallo!" "Yah?" "Ey,you f*cking chi bye!Who call this number ********?" "Eh...........i never call you eh!" "Eh you f*ck ah you!You call 5 ,6 times you know!Then when?your father call ah?You stay where?You working where?" "Tell you stay for wat?Nabou chi bye bastard you!...................." Then,a naked ang moh man slowly jogged past. "Hallo kids!Enjoying a beautiful jog?" It was so like omg!A naked man run past you,not a sight you will see everyday.There 3 british people behind us,and it was very funny to hear their reaction(and british version of "wah lau") "Good lord,what in the name of henry was that?" "By george,was that ?Well,i dare say i have never seen anything like it before!" "Whatever it was,it scared the "bejesus" out of me!" I never heard of the word"Bejesus" but i think it is the british slang for "it scared the hell out of me" Haha!That was so damn funny!At that moment,i quickly snatched D's phone and snapped a picture of that guy.However i cannot upload that photo as you never know,someone maybe watching.Anyway i came up a list of do's and dont's for what you should bring if you are trekking . 1.Always wear clothes-do not trek naked.There are many insects in the jungle especially in tropical climate here in the lion city.The insects may bite you ,even the most "sensitive" and "private" part of your body.That may cause an infection and may ... well make the "baby boom" campaign a little unsuccessful. 2.Always bring along insect repellent if you are or or not(not encouraged) trekking in the nude. 3.Bring water along as you can get lost as easily as steve irwin in Australia(i mean the Great Australian Desert)and may thrist to death. 4.Always bring your handphone along as you can call for help if you are lost.(You can also play games,listen to prank calls when you are waiting to be rescued and take pictures of nature) But please hor,don't go and run naked and bring along insect repellent and think you will be fine(while some old aunties may gladly welcome this ,some may sue for "indecent dressing",even though you are not even dressed! LOST at 10:45 PM