Sunday, June 11, 2006 Film-Lord of thr rings(The fellowship of ah beng) Ok.the film is like so damn long lah,and i did not know.I watched it at 1.24am and it ended at about4.48 am.Ok,this is the singapore version of the plot. There once was this leg sibeh hairy hairy guy called bilbo,he found this ring and he shouted:Wah lau eh!Wa!So shiny,i want to ah have it!" so ah,this bilbo go and keep this ring lor.Then are in another country called mordor ah,there was this tower.On the tower got this fire,called the eye of sauron.Wah lau eh!It was on for so long,must have consume alot of petrol,thats why the petrol prices are so high,stupid guy.Never hear of osram before.Anyway hor,this guy wants the ring back lor,so he go and tell his workers,the orcs:"You all ah!So lazy!Go,go,find me that ring if not no more tauhuey break!" "Wah lau eh boss!You so bad one man you!I go to Ministry of Manpower and complain about you!Then i go and sue you ah!" "You say some more,say some more,not even a prata break ah!" "sorry,sorry!" And then they all go and find the ring lor.Then bilbo"s nephew go and find the ring and go to some elf place.Then Frodo(bilbo"s nephew) kenna stabbed by a guy and then become siao laready.Then they reached the elf guy"s house,over there all the elf girls damn cho bu one you know?Then they set off in a group of nine people.Then they go to the mines(i think because they want to get petrol themselves as they dont wanna pay $2 per litre)But then hor,over there already got people,so kiasu that they go and kill the old man and chase them out.Then they all cry.Then they go to another elf place and hide.Then they go to a forest and one guy kenna killed by sauron "s hungry and depressed orcs.Then the two sibeh short hobbit kenna captured by the orcs,who thinks they look like tau huey.Then the elf,the dwarf and the guy go and follow the orcs,while the 2 brokeback mountain hobbits go to mordor themselves. Lord of the rings(the 2 towers) Then ah those thow guys run the whole new zealand,then some horsemen go and kill them.Then they go to thier country and cast of the devil hiding in the king.Then they all run to helms deep.The two hobbits escaped but then hor kenna captured by the trees lah.Then the trees go to their side.Then,some orcs go and attack helms deep,then they all got help from the elves,but then all the elves dieded lor.Then they got some shooting sessions lah.Then the trees siao already,go and attack another old man.Wah lau eh,the trees also can do kung fu also eh!The frodo and sam capture gollum who escaped from woodbridge,this gollum not cho one lah,look like eat too many slim-10.Then ah,another part of the army of the horseman come back and fight the orcs,wah lau eh!The horse run so fast man!Wonder whos the jockey,can place a bet. Lord of the rings(the return of the beng) Then the sauron go and attack the gondor country.Then the horsemen so kaypo,go and help fight the sauron.Then got elephant escape from mandai and go and kill the men.Then the men go and kill them.Then the ghosts come and help the men and of course give them lucky number lah! Then frodo go and get captured by a giant spider,and sam rescued him and chase away the spider with baygon.Then the men go and attack mordor and then frodo go and destroy the ring ah,and then thats the story of how a leg sibeh hairy hairy hobbit saved the world,also the story of how the orcs lost their tau huey break.The end Remarks The story is quite nice but quite long! Costume:4/5 actors:3/5(+ 5 for the elf girls but -2 for the ugly orcs) plot:3/5(+4 for the fighting parts but -1 for the gay scenes) Popularity:5/5 This is so worth your $. So go and watch(even though it is 2 years ago) LOST at 4:31 PM